"why isnt your homework done?"
"why didnt you clean your room?"
"why were you late to work?"
"why did you kill your family?"
*goes out of room*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
for both us and the watermelon
i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation
I CANT BELIEVE JULIO IS FUCKING TUMBLR FAMOUS
one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee